Doctor Last Word

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."

"Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you." "Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night... we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand...." "Did he hold your hand like this?" "Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you." "Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me..."
"Like this?" "Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."
"It's not a Bastard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side"
"Then he kissed me..." "Like this?" "Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."
"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard, it means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched myboobs, Doc..."
"Like this?" "Yes, Doctor... exactly like that" "It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you." "Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "
"Did you resist?" "No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."
"Did he take off your clothes like this?" "Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......"
"He still doesn't deserve to be called "Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely."

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."
"Did he do it just like what we do?" "Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same" "You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you." "But then, after the long pause, "he told me that he has AIDS"

All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor unplugged and screeeaamming," YOUUU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD !!!!!!"

Panadol

This fiction story told by one of the assistant manager in oil palm plantation in Kinabatangan area. One oil palm harvester saw his friend making a cup of coffee. Suddenly, he put a panadol into the cup. With full curiousity, he ask his buddy " Why you put a panadol into your cup?". His mate said, "This coffee is very hot.. it will make less hot faster...".

You've Got Mail

Once Sunday, a guy enjoying his weekend grasscutting. Suddenly, his beautiful blonde neighbour dash out from her house and checked his letterbox. Then she closed hardly her letterbox door and went back inside. Moments later, she came out again and do the same. This time she slammed the letterbox door with louder grumblings.

A minutes afterwards, she came out once more to her letterbox. This time she bang aloud her letterbox when there is nothing there. The guys ask her what's going on. She replys "That stupid computer repeatedly informed me "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

A Lot In My Country

When I return from Singapore by train, I sat with a Bangladeshi and an American guys and Cuban in front of me. Along the way we chat a few things. Suddenly this proud American guys want to smoke. He take out a 20 dollar note, burn it to ligthen his cigarette and throw it. "Why you do that?" ask the Cuban. " Dont worry fren, I got a lot of US dollar in my country". Walla...

Later on after a long thought, a Cuban guys take out his expensive cigar, burn it and throw it out even before his first puff.. Woww.. "Why on earth you do that??" ask the American. Don't worry Mike, I got a lot of cigar in my country. Then I saw this Bangladeshi beside me try to figure out something. Within seconds, I catch his hand and throw him out of window.. Both American and Cuban shouted at me, "Crazy you, what the hell you are doing??". "HAA HAA HAAA. DON'T WORRY GUYS, I GOT A LOT BANGLADESHIS IN MY COUNTRY..."

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