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A DAMN EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help, that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

What else I should do??

Kopi Kelapa Dara

Yeaaahh.. for those had tried KKK, u must be smiling right now. But for those whoe know nothing.. u shall go to some kopi stalls and ask for that.

I advise u to take it in the evening or tea time rather than breakfast.. becoz it effect will make ur head splint.. top head or down head also.

Now they come out with 8 sachets per box.. ( I heard) compare to last time only 4 sachets per box with same size.. Same rate rm40.00/box.

Come order from me..

Beware of Your Maid

Recently, I got email from frens with video showing the brutality of one Indon Maid ( I believe), kicking, stepping, side-kicking etc one kid while feeding another..

Reaally sad one. So that pls check your maid activities whenever you are not at home.. especially for those working parents. We deserve the best treatment becoz we got money.. so that your child also deserve the best caretaker for their futures...

Meet Old Fren

Last nite, I met my long time fren in OP bizz, Mr Gilbert just came back from Nigeria. He is working as GM for ex-president's OP plantation there. This youthful in 40++ chap still with his chain smoking cigarette.

Few topic came out and a lot of 'happenings' revisit for that 2 hours chat. Joining us is Mr N fr Teluk Intan, specifically came here to met Mr Gilbert for some bizz talk. When words by words flows, actually they have met before and know the same frens. What a small world in OP bizz.

From them I get to recall my long time buddies Mr Andrew L. Andoh and eager to met him in few days time here in SP... walla walla.. Till then.. adious.

Contract Husband.. Anyone ??

Ask Later

Best Lawyer Joke Ever...

The madam opened the brothel door in Las Vegas and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, Good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.'May I help you sir?' she asked.'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts.The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,and they went upstairs.After an hour,he left.The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.

The man replied, 'San Diego '.'Really', she said. 'I have family in San Diego .''I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Granny oh Granny

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Your First Time...

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of marriage.. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'blissful marriage'.

Editor: 'Mr Zulayu. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?'

Mr Zulayu then recalling his old honeymoon days said: 'We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. Having decided to go horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a little wild. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.

Again she climbed on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time again she calmly said, 'This is your second time' and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?' She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.'

Mr Zulayu: 'That's it. We have lived happily together since then. '

Official Openings

On 1st April, 2009, MNS SYNERGY ENTERPRISE's operation office was started operation. We welcome any enquires for any business regarding Insurance and Takaful, Agricultural, Plantations, Livestocks and Constructions.

Jointly occupied by AA Cleaning Service and few others companies, which family controlled business, this operation office will act as center of all operations in Kedah or Northen Region. So, please come have a visit now...

Currently, we are looking for 2 lorry drivers with GDL, 4 FFB loaders and 20 general workers for planting pineapple in nearby farm at Bandar Puteri Jaya. For those require jobs, do not hesitate to come and take this oppurtunity to join our team now.